What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal knows kung fu?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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