What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?