What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What vegetables make the best music?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is the most faithful insect?
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