What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
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