If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do bears keep cool?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?