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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?