What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where was Noah born?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is an archer's favorite store?
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