What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
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What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
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