What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
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