What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Shih tzu-se you!
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
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