Why was the horse so happy?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?