Why do cats always get what they want?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?