What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call an old snowman?

Which relative loves rice?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What is a mom's favorite game?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.