What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?