Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What shape has a knighthood?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What day do hands always go to church?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?