What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?