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In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?