What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?