What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?