Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What are baby potatoes called?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

How does a cow do math?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call an artistic dog?