Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?