Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do cats love to work?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do bees go on their vacation?