What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do fairies always drink?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What farm animal is best at karate?