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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

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Which type of dog is great at drawing?

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