Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?