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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?