What fairy loves to count?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How can you make 7 even?

What do cats wear to work?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How do locomotives know where to go?