Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What day do hands always go to church?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?