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What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What birds make average students?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?