Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the barber win the race?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
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