Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a dog in space?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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