Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do bees get to school?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How do you measure a millennial?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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