What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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