What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do cows say on NYE?

Do dads always snore?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?