Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's the loudest sport?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?