What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a singing rodent?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why was the artichoke so generous?