Why is sand so optimistic?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?