Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

I broke my finger!

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?