Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?