My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?