What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?