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What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why was the fish so smart?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How do you massage a chicken wing?