When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What kind of music do planets like?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?