What do horses say to greet each other?

What is an insect's favorite game?

How do you make antifreeze?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why are winter days great?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?