Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?