Where does food go to take a nap?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why is money so stubborn?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the hostess name her daughter?