What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?