What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What is blue and not heavy?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?