What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?