What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What's the opposite of irony?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?