Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?