What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?