Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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