Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did Snow White⢠say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where does the Little Mermaidā¢ļø dream to go on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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