Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What condiment has wings?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's the holiest insect?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?