Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do fairies always drink?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do elves learn in school?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do mice need oiling?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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