What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do cows go to New York?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why don't ostriches fly ?