Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Families are like fudge.

What did you learn in school today, son?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What does an evil hen lay?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why do all the planets get along?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you eat on July 5th?