Why are goats so funny?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?