On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?