My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What vegetables do librarians like?