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What do you call a happy cowboy?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What's the richest basketball team?