Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How was the wedding?

Why do mice need oiling?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?