What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Where do birds go to drink?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.