What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why was the musician arrested?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?