What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

How do bees get to school?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What day is your mom always right?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?