What is the difference between baseball and law?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Where does a scientist wizard work?