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A dogwood!
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What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Are baby skunks cute?
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What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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