What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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