What horn never makes a sound?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?