What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What game does chlorine never lose?
How do you get kids to do something?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
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