Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?