What do trees keep as a pet?
A dogwood!
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
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