What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?