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Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What's the politest month?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?