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What do sheep say when they're in love?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do you get straight A's?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

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Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

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