What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
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