Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do naked fish play with?