How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do math teachers eat?
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