What animal always goes to heaven?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the tomato turn red?