What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What do you call an angry monkey?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do cows say on NYE?
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