What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
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Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
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