What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
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