Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where does water do all its banking?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

How do automobiles fly?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Who do camels find most inspiring?