What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What car always breaks the rules?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?