How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What do fairies always drink?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is the coolest country?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
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