Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Do dads always snore?