How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
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