What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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