We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?