What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?