Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What school subject really rocks?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call a dog in space?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?