Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What is a spider's favorite book?