Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do math teachers love March?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?