What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

How do fish watch TV shows?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?