Why are ghosts always single?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?