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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?