Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?