Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why are goats so funny?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?