Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What is a spider's favorite book?