What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where do books sleep?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?