What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did March say to the madness?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?