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Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why are winter days great?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What table can you never sit at?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?