What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
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What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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