What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of water does an angel like?
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