What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
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Where would you find an elephant?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
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