Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do naked fish play with?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?