What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why is summer always sad?
What is the most adorable season?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What makes music in your hair?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
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