What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do cats wear to work?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
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