Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why are ET's eyes so big?