Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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