What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call an animal pop star?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Where do chips wear socks?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

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What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Who is God's favorite superhero?