Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

How do you make a bandstand?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?