What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?