What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?