What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What animal could Noah not trust?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
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