What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Who invented fractions?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the bud so shy?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
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