What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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