What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What event do spiders love to attend?