Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?