Why did the peach come home from work early?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?