What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
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Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do cows make great bakers?
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