Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?