What do teapots eat on their snack break?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do ducks get after they eat?