When should you start writing a book?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?