What animal knows kung fu?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?