What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where do vampires keep their money?

When do astronauts eat?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?