What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?