Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?