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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Where is the coldest place to work?

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