What do you call an angry monkey?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?