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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?