Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Someone stole my mood ring!

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the sickly elevator say?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the cow cross the road?