What fish only swims at night?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which dog belongs in a band?