Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?