What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?