What style of music weighs the most?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

When should you start writing a book?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?