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Where do chips wear socks?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?