What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?