How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What is another name for a cow?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

How do fleas travel?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?