What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
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