What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What table can you never sit at?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the fish blush?
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