What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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