Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?