Why did the turkey join the band?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the snake cross the road?