What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
When do mice play every day?
What horn never makes a sound?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
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