What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do little monsters call their mother?