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Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What are baby potatoes called?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where does Superman park his cars?