How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What siblings are always sad?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?