Why did the pig go to the casino?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What animals make the best students?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?